I am horribly limited

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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State your name: Sigrid
State the name that your parents almost named you: I think I would have been named as Bethlehem since my mom is named Nazareth like in the Bible
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My older cousin Mark who I dearly miss
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? Uh, nothing (Yes I live a boring life)
Do people praise you for your looks? Yes, they always do (only when I have makeup lol)
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Black and white. Although come to think of it, are they even considered colors? Or hues?
Do you work out every week? Of course! NOT
Do you like your smile? Yep!
Do you like your eyes? I generally like my eyes although the surrounding eyebags make them look sullen and serious
Do you think you are pretty? Once in a while.
How much money is in your account? More than a thousand pesos! haha
Are you single? and ready to mingle!
Do you want kids? yes but not now
What celebrity do you think is attractive? Song Joong Ki, Jensen Ackles annnnnnd football goalie Thibaut Courtois I’ll edit this post if I remember my other celeb crushies :3)
Last movie you saw in theaters: Talk back and you’re dead (Yep I did watch but I fell asleep halfway though the film)

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You hear things like,People shouldn’t know about your life because you’re creating an illusion on-screen.’ But I don’t see other actresses going to great lengths to hide their heterosexuality. That’s an unfair double standard.”

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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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Movies directed by Satoshi Kon (October 12, 1963 – August 24, 2010)

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trapwiz:

Raw. Thank you Tumblr for helping pave the way.
http://smarturl.it/blacchollywood

trapwiz:

Raw. Thank you Tumblr for helping pave the way.

http://smarturl.it/blacchollywood

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iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

Follow micdotcom 

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one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

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youngpreciosa:

me 2 seconds into the previews 

youngpreciosa:

me 2 seconds into the previews 

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